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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via
any means whatsoever -

DO NOT TOUCH IT

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take
the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected … And WORK
is controlling your life.

What’s with viruses and email forwards anywayz?

Here’s another Doomsday virus I need to warn you about. Please check back to this blog for critical information on saving your hard disc zero sectors from utter destruction.

WARNING

You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called “Invitation” regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which “burns” the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called “invitation”, though sent by a friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately.

This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept. SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, COPY THIS E-MAIL AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US

Subject: Majorly Important!
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:41:46 -0800

Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this
virus!

I checked snopes.com, and it is for real!!
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp

Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with
an attachment entitled ‘POSTCARD,’ regardless of who sent it to you. It
is a
virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which ‘burns’ the whole hard disc C of
your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail
address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send
this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25
times than to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called’ POSTCARD,’ even though sent to you by a
friend, do not open it.! Shut down your computer immediately.

This is the worst virus announced by CNN. It has been classified by
Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by
McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This
virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital
information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO
THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US.

Protect your Critical Zero Sector. Norton and McAfee have both confirmed the Doomsday virus.

Sorry for the formatting but it was half the charm of this email forward.

I’m so drunk right now. It’s been such a crazy night. Just chillin’ up here at the cabin. We were hangin’ in the hot tub and it got real sexual. These hoes were wanting to give me hand jobs and dry cum sucks, but I felt a little weird. I was thinking, “What’s this all of a sudden?” And then they left and I realized that I was the last one left in the tub. I’m pissed because I was THIS close to getting a boat-load of pussy. The really good kind: really sweet and krazy-tender.  I could have done fingering.  And I’m sitting up in bed writing in my blog. It’s driving me wild. What’s with hoes anywayz?!?!

Remember those days when you sat in your room all sad because your Genesis was busted so you turned up your jambox to relieve the pain? And then your mom comes in and tells you to turn it down. All you could do was wonder: why doesn’t mom understand me? … fuck. That’s when you cut it to some hard-ass Limp Bizkit track. Fred Durst was the only one who could satisfy your teen-angst with his unique blend of rap music and heavy metal music while telling mom to stick it up her … yeah! Fred Durst, one of the greatest influences of the late 90s, voiced the trials and tribulations of being white and misunderstood in suburban America.It’s a good idea to want to be like Fred Durst. It’s also pretty easy to be just like Fred. Just follow the guidelines listed below; you’ll be #1 on Total Request Live in no time.

If you don’t agree with someone’s opinion, ask “What have you been smokin’?!” Use the full potential of your baseball cap. If you’re feelin’ it one day, wear that cap backwards. On other occasions you might want to wear it slightly sideways because this says “Hey, I’ve got a different worldview than most.” When you need applause, just remember to “give it up” for those 9/11 firefighters; make sure to capitalize on their suffering. Start some rumors about how you, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera “got it on.” People will believe you and you will be most exalted. If you don’t care about something, strongly state “I don’t give a rat’s ass.” When a conversation sort of dies, say “I feel like breaking stuff.” You know, it’s just one of those days. If your friend’s all stressed out about something, tell him “Man, you just need to get laid.” If a fine honey walks by, say to your buddy “I gotta tap that.” Then he’ll know you’re straight.

When you’re good friends with someone, say “we’re tight” in reference to the friendship with that person. For example, Fred Durst and Carson Daly could be considered “tight.” When you like something, you can say it’s “tight.” For instance, Papa Roach, Xbox, and extreme inline skating are tight. When you feel it appropriate, throw in the phrase “straight up” in the middle of a sentence. To do math like Fred, you need to make sure that every sum, product, quotient, and difference ends up being 69.

Fred’s not all anger. If you let him open up to you, you’ll find that he’s got a softer, spiritual side. “I’ve sinned so many ways it’s unbelievable,” but “I need some support and help from above now.” Fred is a bad boy with a definite deep inner person. Tough and ‘tude on the outside, he’s in fact a thinking person with real feelings.

Fred Durst loves his music and is “way serious” about it. After working the local scene in Jacksonville, FL, Fred reports, “people were vibing on us.” He found that Limp Bizkit’s distinctive hip-hop slash metal sound was in demand. Fred channeled his anger to write those intelligent, groundbreaking songs that sky-rocketed the Bizkit to the forefront of MTV’s “attitude bands” alongside the likes of Korn. After time at the top, “we’re just Limp Bizkit again. Things are raw. Things aren’t the same. We’re not high rollin’. It’s just about the art. We’re not interested in the fair-weather friends. We’re not interested in the television success, the radio success.”