Here’s another Doomsday virus I need to warn you about. Please check back to this blog for critical information on saving your hard disc zero sectors from utter destruction.
WARNING
You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called “Invitation” regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which “burns” the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.
If you receive a mail called “invitation”, though sent by a friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept. SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, COPY THIS E-MAIL AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US
Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!
You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with
an attachment entitled ‘POSTCARD,’ regardless of who sent it to you. It
is a
virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which ‘burns’ the whole hard disc C of
your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail
address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send
this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25
times than to receive the virus and open it.
If you receive a mail called’ POSTCARD,’ even though sent to you by a
friend, do not open it.! Shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN. It has been classified by
Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by
McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This
virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital
information is kept.
COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO
THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US.
Protect your Critical Zero Sector. Norton and McAfee have both confirmed the Doomsday virus.
Sorry for the formatting but it was half the charm of this email forward.
I’m so drunk right now. It’s been such a crazy night. Just chillin’ up here at the cabin. We were hangin’ in the hot tub and it got real sexual. These hoes were wanting to give me hand jobs and dry cum sucks, but I felt a little weird. I was thinking, “What’s this all of a sudden?” And then they left and I realized that I was the last one left in the tub. I’m pissed because I was THIS close to getting a boat-load of pussy. The really good kind: really sweet and krazy-tender. I could have done fingering. And I’m sitting up in bed writing in my blog. It’s driving me wild. What’s with hoes anywayz?!?!
This is the last scene in Black Dawn and the only romantic interaction between Seagal and this girl the whole movie. It’s a surprise for the viewer, kind of an afterthought. But it’s great.
Girl: “After all we’ve been through together you’re gonna call me a friend? Normally when people sleep together … “
Seagal: “What are you talking about, man? Okay okay … “
Seagal doesn’t give a shit about this girl, calling her “man” really nonchalantly, and doesn’t know how long they’ve been seeing each other — “as busy as I am it’s all a blur.” They go on with this lover’s bickering and then end up laughing after the girl mentions how he taught her how to use chopsticks, a reference to Seagal’s oriental lifestyle, a staple of every Seagal movie, yet stubbed in as an afterthought.
The second half of this clip is a shitty wrap-up of the movie as the girl talks to her boss on the telephone (you can assume this with all the sir’s and the “report on Monday”). She gives props to Seagal for getting rid of the “nuke” — “With all due respect sir, in all my years with the CIA, it’s the most courageous act I’ve ever seen” — and then she finds out the President wants to meet her — “The President? … I’d be honored.” I love how the conclusion to this movie is a one-way conversation on a telephone, a very easy and lazy way to give the viewer a lot of information on a low-budget.
The best part is the “ticket for one,” as the camera pans over to a lumpy body hobbling in the distance, pointing to Seagal being the same old lone-wolf free-bird who can’t be caged.
There’s so much in this clip. CGI effects of the ocean (and a school of fish!), romantic, desperate looks from the girl, really weird dialogue, and a lot of heavy breathing.
A couple of favorite pieces of dialogue:
“Throw that bitch out!” “What?” “Get it out.”
“Are we clear?” “Well, uh … it looks like we might be, but uh … we could be glowing in the dark for a while.” Is this improvised? Were the weird pauses and uncertainty planned?
The highlight of this clip is the confusing orientation of shots. The dialogue between the girl and the security guard is shot head on. Then there’s a shot from the side of the security guard getting blasted. Amateur shot arrangement is successfully disorienting.
What I like about this is the delivery and the use of “Fuck!” Seagal is mentioning a *potential* outcome, but she’s reacting to it as if she just stubbed her toe.
As a boy, I struggled with my body maturing and undergoing the biggest milestone in male puberty: the Wet Dream.
I had read about them in health class and even saw videos on the Internet, but it wasn’t until middle school that my friends were walking through those double doors with declarations of their very own wet dreams.At my school, it was the male rite of passage, similar to the experiences girls have when they get their first menstrual cycle or first kiss.
Growing up through my tweens and teens, I continued to have fantasies of finally getting my very first wet dream.Years went by, and my dry period continued. I became angry at God. Why me?
My frustrations later turned into resolution, and I questioned why wet dreams were so revered. Wet dreams are a culmination of a boy’s erotic dreams, but such magnificent feelings shouldn’t be masked by the unconsciousness of sleep. Why did they have to be unintentional?
Later that night, I slipped under the covers, and my hands started to wander. The unintentional became the intentional. The unconscious became the conscious.The boy became the man.
At school the next day, I walked through those double doors with my head a little higher. I saw my friends sitting in the cafeteria waiting for the bell to ring, and I began to crack a smile.
“You look different. Why are you so happy?” they asked.
I laughed and kept walking. The sun was on my back and a new future was ahead of me. I had finally made my Wet Dreams a Wet Reality.
Keep a keen eye on this clip. You’ll have to be very perceptive to notice Seagal’s using a body double. Watch as Seagal enters into the stairwell in a black coat, then a man in a gray suit and grayish ratty hair is featured fighting some goons in the stairwell. It all happens quicker than the naked eye as Seagal’s character goes from black clothing to gray. Seamless.
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